Wednesday, August 17, 2005

no, comrade, take my kelvar!

things just get stranger and weirder ...

christopher walken throws his hat in the ring.

anne coulter takes it up the wazoo.

bid to be a zombie forever!

fiona's extrodinary redemption.

and some fun stuff (via yousendit):

fatboy slim (feat. christopher walken) - weapon of choice (wmv file)

fiona apple - extrodinary machine (pre-epic mix) (mp3)

p.s. the fiona record is priceless, as taken off the web. i hope they didn't screw it all to hell trying to make more user friendly on the cd. i am just praising winmx that i got it all before sony trashed it, (supposedly, since all but 2 cuts were re-recorded.... we'll see.)
oh, and walken has our vote!


Jim Marquis said...

The Ann Coulter thing was a classic. I'm going to check out her Adam's Apple next time I see her on the tube...

sleepybomb said...

i saw a site awhile back that did a whole bit about that. they showed some viddy grabs of her(?) on fox. it is really hilarious. i need to go find that site . . .

Anonymous said...

Headlines from the year 2029!

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica, mon.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Jenna Bush says she will run for President in 2036, marking her third attempt. This time she'll be the choice of the Neo-Republi-Cons.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. Newest commerative stamps to honor President Walken's third term landslide victory and concurrent Best Actor Oscar win.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines

NFL franchise Gulfport Saints win 11th consecutive Superbowl since move to Mississippi 11 years ago.

sleepybomb said...

thanks for the prophecy leo, now i see there is something to look forward to ...

Snave said...

Love the Ann Coulter thing! LOL, thanks!